On the 1st day of Real Life, my family gave to me…
Towels in places they shouldn’t be!
On the 2nd day of Real Life, my family gave to me…
Laundry in the hallway by the front door and towels in places they shouldn’t be!
On the 3rd day of Real Life, my family gave to me…
A ridiculously messy kitchen, laundry in the hallway by the front door and towels in places they shouldn’t be!
On the 4th day of Real Life, my family gave to me…
A sink full of dishes, a ridiculously messy kitchen, laundry in the hallway by the front door and towels in places they shouldn’t be!
On the 5th day of Real Life, my family gave to me…
A non-flushed toilet, a sink full of dishes, a ridiculously messy kitchen, laundry in the hallway by the front door and towels in places they shouldn’t be!
On the 6th day of Real Life, my family gave to me…
My very own “Cookie Wrecks”, a non-flushed toilet, a sink full of dishes, a ridiculously messy kitchen, laundry in the hallway by the front door and towels in places they shouldn’t be!
(What I was going for…)
(What they actually turned out like)
On the 7th day of Real Life, my family gave to me…
A messy 9-year-old’s bedroom, my very own “Cookie Wrecks”, a non-flushed toilet, a sink full of dishes, a ridiculously messy kitchen, laundry in the hallway by the front door and towels in places they shouldn’t be!
On the 8th day of Real Life, my family gave to me…
A destroyed-by-Olivia bedroom, a messy 9-year-old’s bedroom, my very own “Cookie Wrecks”, a non-flushed toilet, a sink full of dishes, a ridiculously messy kitchen, laundry in the hallway by the front door and towels in places they shouldn’t be!
On the 9th day of Real Life, my family gave to me…
More laundry on the bedroom floor, a destroyed-by-Olivia bedroom, a messy 9-year-old’s bedroom, my very own “Cookie Wrecks”, a non-flushed toilet, a sink full of dishes, a ridiculously messy kitchen, laundry in the hallway by the front door and towels in places they shouldn’t be!
On the 10th day of Real Life my family gave to me…
A 6-year-old’s bedroom that was clean 5 minutes ago, more laundry on the bedroom floor, a destroyed-by-Olivia bedroom, a messy 9-year-old’s bedroom, my very own “Cookie Wrecks”, a non-flushed toilet, a sink full of dishes, a ridiculously messy kitchen, laundry in the hallway by the front door and towels in places they shouldn’t be!
On the 11th day of Real Life, my family gave to me…
Plenty of muddy paw prints, A 6-year-old’s bedroom that was clean 5 minutes ago, more laundry on the bedroom floor, a destroyed-by-Olivia bedroom, a messy 9-year-old’s bedroom, my very own “Cookie Wrecks”, a non-flushed toilet, a sink full of dishes, a ridiculously messy kitchen, laundry in the hallway by the front door and towels in places they shouldn’t be!
On the 12th day of Real Life, my family gave to me…
A basement mess of Zhu Zhus, plenty of muddy paw prints, A 6-year-old’s bedroom that was clean 5 minutes ago, more laundry on the bedroom floor, a destroyed-by-Olivia bedroom, a messy 9-year-old’s bedroom, my very own “Cookie Wrecks”, a non-flushed toilet, a sink full of dishes, a ridiculously messy kitchen, laundry in the hallway by the front door and towels in places they shouldn’t be!
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Best Christmas story I’ve heard in a long while! Too funny.
Love it! And the cookies??? I like yours better 🙂
I am mentally exhausted thinking of how to get all that cleaned! (this was funny)
I love it! It’s nice to know that I’m not the only one with a house that is lived in. :o)
hysterical! and i’m glad that my kids aren’t the only ones incapable of leaving a house clean for more than 6 seconds 😉
Yes. That’s all.
i thought the cookies were cute! 🙂
What a cute post!! I love it — it brought a smile to my face.
And I love the cookies. Those looked great.
The unflushed toilets? That’s my house!
Too funny! Welcome to Real Life!
Make work your new favorite…
and the cookie on the top left is my fave! he looks evil
That is too cute Tiff…but so real.
Loved it.
So cute! Love this and love the cookies…they are awesome. And why is that people young and old cannot figure out how to flush a toilet!:)
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This is hilarious!! I loved it.
This is Hilarious Tiff! I love how you always keep it real. Another blog I read is http://christymcdonald.wordpress.com/ and I loved her latest, “No One Remembers A Perfect Christmas” Your reminded me of hers. What actually happens and what we “plan” to happen is not always the same. Loved the cookies!! And I bet they tasted even better than the ones pictured. Perfect cookies never taste as good as you think they will. Ok, and what is it with boys not flushing, leaving every drawer open, and clothes on the floor. I seriously found a tshirt and a pair of dirty sock in our pantry over the weekend. WT*)#$…why in the world would anyone take off clothes and leave them in the pantry while “looking for a snack” LOL!
Have a Merry Christmas!!!
Very cute post!
You’re a real mom. A good one.
bahahahhahahahah!!! Smiling is my favorite ahahahahah!! !BEST MOVIE EVERY!!! But the first “hahahahahah” was because this post was spectacular!!!