I know I’m a little old for this, but if I believe, I shall receive, right? I still believe. I promise. Here is what I would really, really, really, really, really like for Christmas this year.
1.)To not have to change another diaper until I have grandchildren. Seriously. I’ve been changing diapers for almost 11 years straight. I will happily take Olivia to the potty 100 times a day as long as I don’t have to change another diaper. Please?
2.) My pre-children abs back. They were my favorite part of my body. Now? My abs make me sad and mad and grossed out. I workout daily, I eat healthy and I do situps every day. And yet…my abs are still pathetic. I would really love my old abs back.
3.) A good night’s sleep. I don’t know what is wrong with me but I can’t sleep lately. I take 3 melatonin and it helps me fall asleep. Then I wake up at 3 a.m. Every. Single. Morning. I just want an entire of sleep.
4.) Heidi Klum’s legs. I’ve always hated my legs. I would like to have long, lean legs for just one day. Then I’ll give them back. I’ll wear shorts all day and take lots of pictures and then give them back.
5.) A vacation. Anywhere. With or without kids. Just take me away from here!!
That’s it. I know it’s all for me and it’s selfish, but it’s really what I’d like. Oh and healthy kids and world peace. Thanks.